Having got up relatively early on a Sunday morning I went to enjoy my breakfast at the bottom of the garden in the welcome warm spring sun and discovered that I wasn’t the only one who’d had a lie-in.

I was looking forward to my long 2012 Easter break. I'd been working incredibly long hours and, by mid Thursday afternoon, I couldn't wait to finish my working week and spend four days relaxing. But was it to be? Don't be daft; of course it wasn't!

Am I The Only Intelligent Being in Norfolk Uk? Unlike 95% of kids here in the UK these days, I left school without having gained a degree (but with respectable grades in my old-fashioned O-Levels!), but even I can see the writing on the wall in my beautiful county of Norfolk UK.