O.J. Simpson has been a naughty boy in prison recently. The 66-year-old may have got away with murder, but he did not get away with stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria! Sources say that the guards at the Nevada prison saw that Simpson was hiding something under his clothes as he walked back to his cell from lunch.

History tells us in no uncertain terms that English criminals were shipped off to Australia in gay abandon; anything from stealing a loaf of bread just in order to keep your family alive to the heinous crime of murder, ships sailed from England to Australia packed to the crow’s nest with unwilling passengers. From small children to pensioners, age was no barrier and, regrettably, before reaching their destination, many of those poor souls had succumbed to disease, abuse or just plain old malnutrition