How much do you tip in a restaurant? What if the service is excellent? What if the service is horrible? List of things to look for in restaurant service that tells you the waiter is expecting a bad tip, so won't bother to give you excellent service. Sound off in the comments -- are waiters entitled to their tips???

Here is a triumphant if just a wee bit cynical look at the intelligence of servers and the lack thereof of some of their clientele. One man's waiter is another man's master in this humorous look at the profession of waiting on tables. Are you a sanctimonious patron? Let's hope, for the sake of your ego, that you are not. Read this article and find out for yourself!

The Object Of My Indignation

I know as a ‘reasonable’ human being that It is ok to feel annoyed, indignant, disgusted etc. Also I know it’s ok for me to express these feelings, so long as my intentions are right, that is, I don’t wish to hurt anyone. But, if by my complaining I cause offense to any person, I can say.........

1/ Forgive me please, if you took this personally and are an innocent victim of my outrage.

2/ Forgive me please, for my outburst, but I’m happy you are going to listen to me and do something about it.