Jon had a little incident with a paparazzo trespassing. Instead of calling police, dude started to bust off warning shots like a maniac! Kate is considering asking the judge working their case to modify the terms of custody.

Here comes the part again where I jump upon my soapbox.

-Growling at my laptop as I type-

They make a promise to their oldest daughter, the unhappy girl, to get what?

A puppy!

Are you freaking kidding me?

This can't be for real?

Why would they do this?

Would it be different if it was just the little girl and a toddler?

Yes.

Kate Gosselin has had some tough blows this year and Hugh Hefner has dealt her another one.

When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, "No! No!" And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn't even know why she's on "Dancing with the Stars."

He explained, "I don't think she's a celebrity." She is the second Gosselin rejected from the porno business. It must hurt to hear that no one wants to check out your goody basket