Question:Are Narcissists addicted to being famous?Answer:You bet. This, by far, is their predominant drive. Being famous encompasses a few important functions: it endows the narcissist with power, provides him with a constant Source of Narcissistic Supply (admiration, adoration, approval, awe), and fulfils important Ego functions.

The promise of escaping into another world was too much for me to withstand. I folded like a cheap poker player, and my downward spiral took me straight to the gutter of Mario, Goldeneye, World of Warcraft. Oh, where does it end!?

“Whatcha smoking Tim?”

“Oh This…? Just a little truth.”

“Truth…Stop sh*tting me. How the hell can you smoke truth?”

“Like This”, I said taking a large smoky hit and blowing reams of white misty clouds right in the middle of Wayne’s face.

“Ah you’re so full of sh*t.”

Blowing a few smoke rings that hung in the air like moist puffy clouds I quickly shot back, “Yeah well unless you smoked it how the f**k would you know anyway.”

“A**hole. But I guess you got a point.”