Good jokes : "The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment." - "Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though." - "Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly." - "So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?" - Find more where these came from!
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Swine flu jokes - the best of the best of the pig flu jokes
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U.S. consumer group, drug companies want Medicaid expanded
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Families USA and the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) said they would launch a multimillion-dollar advertising and lobbying campaign to get lawmakers to expand Medicaid insurance to more people, provide subsidies for moderate income individuals and families to buy insurance and cap out-of-pocket expenses for low- and middle-income people with insurance.
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Survey Shows Many Want to Donate Organs, But Few Do
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Nearly 72 percent of Americans said they wanted to donate their organs after death, even if their family disagrees, according to an online survey of 5,100 U.S. adults conducted in February by Astellas Pharma US and Donate Life America.
That’s far more than those who have actually registered through the DMV or state donor registries, said Donate Life America Chair Sara Pace Jones.
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