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Yeah, so I'm a bit of a Johnny Rebel without a Clue. So are you, big guy, and if you don't think so, give me five minutes of conversation, and I'll point out a baker's dozen flaws that you didn't know that you had.

I don't pay speeding tickets. I'm unemployed. If I had a million dollars, I'd still not pay the damn speeding tickets. If I pay speeding tickets, it only reinforces in the collective consciousness of whatever redneck municipality that gave me that damned ticket, that giving me the ticket in the first place was the right thing to do.

It wasn't the right thing to do to give me a speeding ticket - it's not going to cost ME money. I don't HAVE any money. How the hell can one drain blood from a turnip? It can't be done.

I'm going to jail - but I won't be there long, and I'll get to keep the precious little money that I DO get in my grimy little hands. I WON'T be giving it to Kemp, Texas; that's for sure.

Can you believe that the guy who gave me the tickets printed "Johnny Law" as his signature on the thing? Holy Smokes, man, is that shit for real?

I'm guessing it was - what sort of bothered me was when he asked me why I wouldn't address his blue shirt and metal star inflated ego with the title of "Sir." I call most everyone "Sir," as a way of showing how nice and friendly I am. If I actually feel cool with you though - you'll be addressed as "dude."

I'll get booked in, and booked out - but the taxpayers of my county will be PAYING for all of it - NOT ME.

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