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Before I start, obviously I'm not homosexual, from my previous articles regarding my dating tips, however I thought it would be interesting to get some great women's philosophy about us men!

1. All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. - Cynthia Heime

2. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house - Jean Kerr

3. No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry - Unknown Author

4. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. - Elayne Boosler

5. If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. - Doris Day