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The Seagal Report: Urban Justice (2007) 1 year 23 weeks ago

Don E. FauntLeRoy’s “Urban Justice” (apparently also known as “Renegade Justice”) is often considered the best one of Steven Seagal’s direct to DVD-movies. As a matter of fact, this flick was close to getting a theatrical release in the States, but in the end, it never happened.
And yes, I agree. This insanely violent, crazy movie kicks ass like there’s no tomorrow (and for most of the characters in this movie, there is no tomorrow).

The Seagal Report: Pistol Whipped (2008) 1 year 15 weeks ago

Action movies with convoluted plots. Action movies that don’t make you go “Wow! Cool!”, but “Wait a sec, what the hell is going on here?”. What’s worse than that?
If you watch a Steven Seagal movie, you watch it because you want to see Seagal in action, baddies threatening or killing people close to Seagal, leading to Seagal killing everybody in sight.

In “Pistol Whipped”, directed by Dutchman Roel Reiné, who went on to direct “The Marine 2” and “Death Race 2”, and released in Scandinavia as “The Marker”, Steven Seagal is Matt Conlin -- an ex-cop with mysterious past.

The Seagal Report: Into the Sun (2005) 1 year 14 weeks ago

Sometimes a movie is far from what you expected. When in comes to Steven Seagal movies, you have the older, big budget ones from Warner Bros. You have the more or less unwatchable ones, shot in Eastern Europe. You have the entertaining exceptions like “Urban Justice” and “A Dangerous Man”, usually filmed in Canada.

And then you have this one; “Into the Sun”, directed by a guy who calls himself mink. Not Mink. Not M. Ink. It’s mink. My grade school teachers wouldn’t have approved that spelling when I grew up back in the seventies.

The Seagal Report: Shadow Man (2006) 1 year 23 weeks ago

All good things come in three.

Except for Michael Keusch’s action movies starring Steven Seagal, all shot in Bucharest, Romania. I’ve already reviewed “Flight of Fury” and “Attack Force”. “Shadow Man” is the third and last one, and well, it’s actually slightly better than the other two--but that doesn’t say very much.

“Shadow Man”.

Who’s the Shadow Man? What is a Shadow Man? Is it Steven Seagal’s character who’s the Shadow Man? Probably. I dunno. I guess Seagal, who wrote the screenplay

The Seagal Report: The Glimmer Man (1996) 1 year 15 weeks ago

These days it’s sometimes hard to remember that Steven Seagal actually had a career in big-budget movies; he was a star in movies that actually played movie theaters all over the world, and were produced and distributed by Warner Brothers.

“The Glimmer Man” was one of his final theatrical releases, before the comeback -- sort of -- in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”, in which he’s great as the main bad guy. And to be honest, it feels a tad odd watching “The Glimmer Man” after plowing through buckets of Seagal's direct-to-DVD-fare.